The Greatness and Tragedies of WiFi Extenders

You live in a home. We are not defining what a home is because it could be anything: McMansion, apartment, townhome, condo, cave, earth house, box, whatever! Point is, once you get too far away from your WiFi source, the internets just doesn’t work. Routers have come a long way but there are times that it just can’t reach where you place your new wifi smart thermostat or sitting on your back patio. Homes have the tendency to have dead spots or act like a giant faraday cage (define: a cage/box that blocks electric fields, like cellular or WiFi signals).

How WiFi Works


Basically, it is a sphere with moving dents. It goes up, down, and out. This screen shot below shows how WiFi goes out in a generally circular pattern. Any IT networking people would be telling me to shush right now because that’s not completely how it works, but it gives you a general impression. Notice, there are no corners. So imagine superimposing this circle onto your square home, and you can imagine in the corners of your home the wifi will be much less strong. A friend directed me to the app called AR Signal Master (iOS) or there is another for Android, Wifi Analyzer (Android). Using these, you can go to those suspect dead spots to get a reading on your homes WiFi strength. The further you are from the WiFi router, the weaker your signal will be. Here’s a nice generalization of what the dBm (decibel-milliwatt) signal means:

Strength Meaning Real Meaning
 -10 to -30 strong signal Everything so fast!
-30 to -67 stream videos Yay Netflix!
-68 to -70 surf websites Yay cat memes!
-71 to -90 weak signal hurry up cat memes!
-90 and less no signal da fuq!?! *waves phone around*

Notice all the numbers have a (-) in front of them. WiFi for home services are measured as (-) because that’s how the WiFi decision group made it because… well go look it up. It is all about WiFi power and outside of the above strength you aren’t using normal Wifi and that is outside the scope of this article.

Eliminating Dead Spots with Extender Set Up

You used an app to discover an important corner or part of your home has a WiFi signal less than -71 and is not supporting the use you want out of it. You have two options, purchase a new mesh WiFi system or buy a significantly cheaper WiFi extender (several options on that WiFi extender page. Let’s use an extender! First things first, decide your needs. Are you going to stream video (Netflix, Hulu, DirecTV Now, etc) from the extender? Or just going to run your smart thermostat from it? That decision affects what you will buy:

The way these extenders work is that they piggyback from your existing wifi where the signal is still strong and then re-broadcasts a new wifi signal for your device connections. Placement of an extender is critical. If you place the extender in a bad WiFi spot, the extender will allow devices to connect to it and show a full signal, but still have slow speed. So you need to place it in a ‘good’ connection spot and then it re-amplifies that signal for your devices:wifi_extenderIn this image, the purple circle is your existing WiFi and the blue is your extenders WiFi. You place the extender at the edge of the existing WiFi (purple) where you still have a good signal (for streaming video between -30 and -67 dbm and for smart thermostats or general surfing at most between -68 and -70 dbm). This will give you the most distance for your extender and highest speed back to your original WiFi source.

Configuring the Extender

You bought the extender, placed the extender, and now you need to configure your extender. The directions with most extenders are excellent, so I am going to defer to those manuals. HOWEVER, I will tell you some best practices and why.

The most important is a re-iteration of the above, make sure the extender is in an area that still has good WiFi signal from your original WiFi source, or you will not be happy and your speeds will not improve. Your connections will improve, but you will be super angry with full signal bars.

The second most important piece of extenders are in the naming of the wireless network names (SSID: service set identifier). In the image at the beginning of this blog with AR Signal Master, the WiFi SSID name is ‘Sailing Through Life.’ Yours may be ‘Jim’s Best WiFi’ or ‘FBI_van1’ or something to that effect. If you have the wireless names of ‘TW2134234’ with a crazy password of ‘f3q4fjkh4534’ then you are making life MUCH harder on yourself. All, I repeat all, WiFi routers are able to be renamed and have easier passwords used. Time Warner, AT&T, Comcast, Spectrum, and more can all have their default wireless network names renamed and more human passwords used. I would suggest taking this time to create a wireless name and password that is much easier to use (and then reconnect all of your devices). Here comes the most important part of my advice, name your extender wireless SSID as something different than your original Wifi network name. If you source Wifi is MyAwesomeWirelessNetwork, then name your extenders wireless network MyAwesomeWirelessNetwork_E. If it also has 5G signal, then:

Source SSID Name Extender SSID Name
MyAwesomeWireless MyAwesomeWireless_E
MyAwesomeWireless_5G MyAwesomeWireless_E5G

The reason behind this naming madness is because these extenders do not automatically hand off your device from one wireless network to the other. When you get home, if your source WiFi is near the front door, your device will connect to that source and stay connected to it at all costs until the signal is gone. If you keep your extender wireless SSID the same as your source wireless name, when you get up to your bedroom your phone will still be connected to the source wifi, show a strong signal, but not be able to surf the internet because the real signal is weak. When you are in an office building and connected to their WiFi and you walk around and stay connected, that is because they are using much more expensive equipment that does hand off your devices between antennas. These extenders don’t do that. What this means is that when you rename them as different networks, and you get to your bedroom with low signal, you can then select the MyAwesomeWireless_E network name from your bed and then continue to enjoy strong internet signal and good speed.

Case Report

A friend purchased wireless extender and placed it perfectly to connect to his smart home thermostat. The source and extender had the same wireless names. He streams TV and around the time that he installed the extender, the TV quit being able to stream Netflix. After talking for a while, we agreed to unplug the extender and then voila, his TV started streaming perfectly. The reason is because his extender shared the same name and the TV was likely connecting to the extender which has enough strength to run web surfing and smart thermostats, but not stream Netflix. Since the names were the same but the extender had a strong ‘signal’ but not stronger ‘throughput’, the TV would connect to the extender and choke. After renaming the extender, he was then able to definitively connect to the source WiFi and stream perfectly.

Don’t name extenders as the same as your source WiFi name because it makes it virtually impossible to figure out the source of potential WiFi issues.


Building a Smart Home: Episode 2, Alexa vs Google vs Siri

Who will win?

Looking back at my smart home requirements, it will need voice control capability. This blog will focus on picking the ecosystem with the best voice control.

Turns out, it is not a hard battle to eliminate one of them. I love Apple products because they historically ‘just work’. They have been having trouble lately though, especially with iOS 11. The glitches just make it frustrating. This is not about iOS 11 issues though, this is about Siri and how she has not kept up with Google Home or Alexa. Right off the bat, we are eliminating Siri as the controller of our smart home because she is just not updated enough and Apple cannot keep up with the competition from Google and Alexa. Sorry Siri, I wanted you to be my AI, but you’re not the droid I’m looking for.

Siri: “If you say so.”

Alexa vs Google Home vs Siri

This one is a tough one. However, my decision was made by default and I’ll explain why later. More objectively, I want to know which voice control most products support. Both Amazon and Google have made HUGE strides in getting people to adopt their technologies and it is definitely showing. In the end though, we all know which one has gained the highest mainstream following. You have to remove your ‘fanboy’ hat of either systems and really see which device systems are pushing:

Which one looks the most familiar? In my humble opinion, I have seen far more Amazon Alexa logos that Google Assistant/Home (Google Assistant and Google Home are basically interchangeable terms–Google Home is a product and Google Assistant is the brains in the product). Plus, we are people and Alexa gives us the more personal experience… its a NAME, not a title. It’s an instant connection.

However, earlier I said ‘objectively’. So lets be objective. I Googled (ha) ‘compatibility of alexa vs google assistant’ and noticed the first few hits were a bit biased. One of them had a head to head of these three voices and in the ‘Winner’ section, they didn’t even declare a winner but instead said how much they like Siri… and Siri is NOT the winner. I want her to be, but she isn’t.

Enter Tom’s Guide. They had a nice article laying out all of the information objectively. In the end, It basically came down to a tie between Alexa and Google Assistant, except I found a flaw in their results. They rated Alexa a ‘3’ in availability. Are you kidding me? BEHIND Siri? Siri is ONLY in Apple products and that is NOT available. I get it, they are counting Availability as “with you”. But we are adjusting this based on being in a smart home. More than once I call out for Siri across the room and she doesn’t answer. Alexa does, or Google Assistant does. I have adjusted the ratings accordingly:
voice assistant chart

With the adjustment for availability, you can see which one is the winner… Alexa. Google Assistant just doesn’t have the ubiquitousness (is that a real word?) as Amazon Alexa. HOWEVER, Google Assistant is smarter than Alexa. Google is able to better parse out commands and information from voice commands than Alexa who takes them command by command.

Final Showdown

When it comes down to Alexa or Google Assistant, after reviewing objective evidence and making personal opinions, my choice is Alexa. She has better compatibility with home products, has better aesthetics than Google Assistant devices, and has better human feedback (thought Google Assistant has better human thought compatibility). Google Assistant has better brains, but Alexa has better interfacing.

A final thing, I have been getting Alexa products as gifts from friends over the holidays. Alexa is proving to be a popular gift giving item, therefore since I have acquired a total of 6 Alexa products, we will be going with Alexa!

Choice: Amazon Alexa


Mac Won’t Boot After High Sierra Upgrade, ugh.


It is a Mac. It is supposed to just… work! One of my friends came to me with an issue. They had a perfectly good Macbook… I think it was a 2014 or 2015 model, aluminum unibody, gorgeous of course. It was working just fine until they updated it to OS X High Sierra and then it just wouldn’t boot. They let it run for hours but it would just stay at the loading screen with the grey background, Apple logo, and a progress bar that would fill completely, but the OS (operating system) just would not start.

I followed all the instructions in this article to no avail. I ran the disk checkup, I cleared the NVRAM, I did an internet recovery (which is a super awesome concept). I even tried to reinstall the OS using internet recovery and for whatever reason it wanted to reinstall OS X Lion, which is not what we want.

Luckily, in my side hustle I run a small business of computer repair and stuff, which is how I post all my secrets here. I have a small collection of OS X install files that I was able to gather just for this purpose! Lo and behold, I have a High Sierra install file (the legit one, not one from some sketchy website). I obtained this install file from a working Mac previously by downloading it from the App Store and not installing it and copying it to external media.

I am a Windows person and when you reinstall Windows you are taking a chance that it is going to write over top of a lot of your personal stuff, and you will lose it. I didn’t know if Mac OS did the same, so I made sure to make a backup of my friends personal files to an external hard drive. I took out the hard drive, connected it to a hard drive reader, and connected that to another Mac and was able to copy all of his files to a backup location, just in case.

The next thing I had to do was use that same working Macbook to create a bootable USB version of High Sierra since the bad Mac was not starting. I downloaded the application Install Disk Creator and used that to create the bootable USB High Sierra update. You could also create the bootable USB drive via command line stuff in Terminal, but that takes time and patience and a lot of correct typing. I will just use the app.

After putting the High Sierra install files and installing Install Disk Creator, I created the bootable USB drive, connected it to the Mac, turned it on and immediately held down the Option button and was able to select the USB drive. Once it loaded I selected to Install High Sierra and it started, and ran, and ran, and I started playing Horizon Zero Dawn, and it continued installing with me looking to make sure the progress bar was moving… and it was… and FINALLY, it loaded up a very custom screen with a picture of my friend and his wife which told me the install happened without deleting all of his files. HOORAY!

All in all, it wasn’t bad, but I wanted to run through the whole list of options before resorting to reinstalling the OS if it didn’t have to happen because I didn’t want to risk losing his files. In the end, I learned when reinstalling Mac OS X it doesn’t erase your files! I’m just glad I didn’t have to pull the nuclear option and completely erase the drive as I have previously discussed, because that would be annoying.

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Restore your Computer to Factory Settings – Windows 10

March 3, 2018 1 comment


Are you selling your computer to a close friend or relative where you know they won’t do whatever they can to get your files? Then you probably don’t have to use a ‘scorched earth’ method of erasing your computer as we discuss in Completely Erasing Your Computer. Instead, you can simply use a built-in Windows 10 feature to restore the computer to factory settings! It is incredibly easy to do. It will erase all of your files, programs, and any settings and make it just like the day you brought your computer home so you can sell it to your close friend/family with minimal effort.

Step 1: Back up all your stuff

It goes without saying that your computer will be erasing everything. Make sure you have all of your stuff backed up to an external media (flash drive, DVD, CD-really??-, online storage space such as OneDrive, Google Drive, or Dropbox (disclaimer: I have referral links in those, use them if you want… or not).

Step 2: Start the refresh!

Select the Start Windows logo button, then select Settings Gear-shaped icon > Update & security Circular icon > Recovery. Under Reset this PC, select Get started.

You will then see a window pop up:
Windows 10 Refresh

Select the Remove Everything option and then it will continue and do some scanning and whatnot and then have another screen titled “Your apps will be removed, ” click Next.

Then you will be waiting a little bit longer and finally:Windows 10 ready to reset

Click Reset and let the computer do the rest! It will remove all your applications (except default ones that are installed by Windows 10) and also remove all of your personal files.

When it finally reboots your computer, it will be asking you to set up your computer as a new user. Here is where you stop, because the close friend/family that will be purchasing the computer will fill all that stuff out when they get it.

You’re done! In only two steps! Now have a cup of coffee and celebrate how easy that was.

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Completely and Securely Erasing Your Computer

March 3, 2018 3 comments

Completely and Securely Erasing Your Computer

This is the scenario where you are selling to a third-party person who you don’t know and don’t want them to be able to ever see what you had on your computer. This method does a GREAT job for most users… however since we know about the NSA and there are insane forensic scientists that can do almost anything… its not 100% guaranteed that it will destroy everything. But it will render your data useless and irretrievable for anybody who is reading this web article and wants to do a good job removing their private information from their computer.

Again, remember this will impossibly remove all your data and your complete operating system (OS) (Windows, Mac, or Linux). You will be able to re-install those OSs later though since they remember your computers model number, in its most simplest explanation. Basically this means you don’t have to worry about Windows product keys anymore, which is nice. Before you do all these steps, be sure you have a copy of your Windows on flash drive or DVD for re-installation!! Luckily, I found an AWESOME program that lets you download ANY Windows files from Heidoc. You can use either link to download the program, I just listed my copy on Onedrive just in case the Heidoc link ever goes down. Download your Windows and install it to a USB drive just like we do DBAN Boot and Nuke below. For all this to happen, you will need a total of two (2) USB drives. One giant one (8gb or more) for Windows and one tiny one for DBAN.

Step 1: Download Dban Boot and Nuke

Go to DBAN Boot and Nuke and download DBAN, or click here for the direct download link. You have just downloaded an ISO file. This is basically an image of external media, like a DVD or CD disc. ISO are kind of like zip files where they contain all the files within them. So now we need to install the ISO file to an empty  flash drive.

Step 2: Download Rufus

This program installs the ISO file to an empty flash drive. You can’t erase your hard drive when you are running the software from that same hard drive, so installing it to a flash drive solves the problem. The flash drive does not need to be big, it can be just a 1gb flash drive, it just needs to be empty. Now go here to download Rufus.

Step 3: Run Rufus

You have DBAN Boot and Nuke, you have Rufus, let us use them! Plug in the flash drive and start Rufus by double click it. RufusYou will then be greeted by a small window of options as seen in the Rufus program image here. Make sure Device is set for your flash drive. My flash drive is named Annoyed. Next, leave Partition scheme and target system type, File System, and Cluster size as the defaults. Name the New Volume label whatever you want. My flash drive after it is done will be called DBAN.

Then, click on the dropdown that I circled in the Rufus image and change it to ISO Image, and click the little hard disk picture to the right of it, browse to where you saved DBAN Boot and Nuke (probably in your Downloads folder), and select that.

When you have it selected, click the Start button! It will give you a warning that all data on the flash drive will be destroyed. That is why it needs to be empty because it will use up the entire flash drive, click the OK button.




DONE! Click Close.

Step 4: Run DBAN from the flash drive

Next is the hardest part and it is extremely computer manufacturer specific. You will need to leave the flash drive in your USB port and reboot your computer. Immediately after you reboot your computer, you will have to start button mashing on one of the buttons. When I say button mash, I mean press the key repeatedly until something happens (tap tap tap tap tap tap tap). Some computers allow you to directly access boot order without messing with BIOS, which is awesome, do that if you can. Here are my best representations of what you might need to do:

  • Dell: button mash F2 key, or F12 for boot selection
  • HP: button mash F10 key, or F9 for boot selection
  • Asus: button mash DEL key
  • Compaq: (really??) button mash F10 or F1 key (try one, if it doesn’t work try the other)
  • Toshiba: button mash F2 key
  • Google the term: “Computer Brand” bios and look at the top hits. If you have trouble, leave me a message in the comments and I can help you find it.

Once you are in the bios… its continues to stay complicated. DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING EXCEPT WHAT YOU NEED TO TOUCH. Bios is where you can really mess up your computer. If you are to categorize the computer as a person… the computers processor is the brain and BIOS is the spinal cord. Mess up the spinal cord and it all falls to sh!t (all my love to spinal cord injury victims and congenital spinal cord complicated people–I am a huge advocate for public accessibility requirements).

In the bios, you are looking for an item termed “Boot Order” or something along that line:BIOS boot order

After you find this screen, you will want to set your USB drive to the first position. Using the directions from the above image, you would use the + sign on your keyboard to move the “Removable Devices” line up to the top. After you get it to the top, push the F10 key. Your computer will then reboot and start straight into DBAN Boot and Nuke!

Step 5: Using DBAN

The first screen you will see is this:
DBAN start screen

Its ugly, yes, but effective. Push your Enter key. It will then do a bunch of stuff:
dban loading

Just keep your fingers off the keyboard while its doing that thing. The weird marks in the “……” above was where I was pushing keys when I shouldn’t have been. Don’t do what I did. It won’t hurt it, but just don’t.

Next, you will be at the decision screen:
dban decision

Make sure the Method above is set for DoD Short. That means it is using Department of Defense Short method, which it goes through each bite and changes it from 1 to 0 or 0 to 1 for 3 passes. This will be just fine for 99.9% of you readers out there. If your method is correct, just hit your space bar to change the box from blank to “wipe”.dban wipe

Once everything is good, push the button F10 on your keyboard to start!dban boot and nuke running

Now, go do something else because this will take about 3-5 HOURS depending on how fast your computer runs and how big your hard drive is.

Step 6: Reinstall Your Operating System

Like I said way earlier, you should have Windows or Mac OS on a separate flash drive ready to go for re-installation. Take out the DBAN USB drive and plug in your Windows/Linux/Mac OS USB drive. Your computer is already set to boot from the USB drive from your efforts earlier when you changed the BIOS, so it should launch right into installing Windows! You will need to reinstall Windows otherwise you are selling someone a non-usable computer and that is just not nice. Reinstall Windows using very generic username and passwords since you will be selling this to someone. Make the username “user” and password “password” for your windows installation and give that info to your buyer.

Tada! You have successfully erased your computer using government-grade erasing technology and it is ready for selling without giving over all your precious files/information. If you have any questions, leave a comment and I’ll do my best to answer as thoroughly as possible.

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Before Selling Your Computer — Erase It!


You have done a ton of personal stuff on your computer. I’m not going to judge what you’ve done, nor will I ask because I just don’t want to know. However, something you should be aware of is that your computer retains small bits of all this stuff that you do in its brains. Web history, applications installed, documents, etc. Even if you erase these files, they are not gone. If you commit a crime, forensic scientists can confiscate your computer and retrieve all of your documents even if you deleted them. When you delete a file, the file itself is not gone, just that piece of storage space is declared to be available (I’m oversimplifying, but I mean the title of this blog is “That Was Annoying to Learn,” if you want more detailed stuff, read a white paper). When that space is declared available, it can be overwritten by something else, like a document. So if a document is 5,000 bits long of 1’s and 0’s (binary data), then deleted, and a new document is made and it happens to only be 2,000 bits of data, this leaves 3,000 bits of data of your old document left over that can be retrieved and pieced together by those forensic scientists… or even a casual user who is interested in computers and know how to use Linux tools!

There are all kinds of free options available to erase your computer. You just have to decide, do you want COMPLETE erasing or just setting back to how it was when I first bought it?

If you have intensely personal stuff (you be the judge), completely erasing it with a free program called Dban Boot and Nuke is a great option. I frequently do this because I have the resources immediately available to reinstall Windows. But if you are selling to a friend and don’t need government-grade erasing software and just need to reset to factory settings to get ride of all your personal stuff, Windows has a super easy built-in solution. So we will break this article into two separate posts… I guess three if you include this page. So, lets get started!

Completely and Securely Erasing Your Computer

Restoring Your Computer to Factory Settings

If you are reading this part, you’ve gone too far, go back up and make your selection!


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Fresh Install of MacOS Corrupted??

Guess what, its actually NOT corrupted! I was installing an SSD drive on a clients computer, a mid-2010 Macbook. They didn’t remember their password and just wanted a nice fresh install. “No problem,” I replied. PROBLEM.

This guide is not for a newbie to installing an OS. You should be familiar with using USB drives and the concept of how they become a bootable medium. That being said, its a great learning experience.

Step 1: Get MacOS

Unless you have an Apple Mac somewhere that also has the app store, you are in for a nightmare. Luckily, I know a guy where I was able to get into his app store where he happened to have upgraded his Mac over the years and had access to the older version of MacOS. If you don’t have access to an official Macbook, you are in for a world of pain because nobody has the .app file you need… like anywhere. Macdrug has it but they use a download site that limits you so I wouldn’t have the complete file for 2 DAYS!!! No thank you, I want this done now.

This site has great instructions on getting the .app file you need once you get access to a Mac. Lesson here, just get access to a Mac.

Step 2: Burn to USB drive as Bootable Installer

Lots of time wasted here because of later reasons, but Apple Support has a great document of how to create your own recovery media. Just follow the directions to a T and you will have your own recovery media on a flash drive in no time. However, what I recommend for simplicity is just going ahead and renaming your mounted USB drive to “MyVolume” (without the quotes). That way you can simply copy and paste their command line right into your terminal window and it work right away, no editing required.

Step 3: Remove the Installed SSD Because You Already Forgot a Step

Solid state drives (SSD’s) are sent without being “initialized”, meaning they have nothing on them. Not even a file system. So if you installed the SSD without first connecting it to a working computer, you made your life harder. Connect the SSD to an existing drive (I used this docking station to connect the SSD to the working Mac and formatted it to Mac OS Journaled thingy. When you put the SSD in the docking station and connect it to the Mac, it immediately prompts you to initialize it, so do it. Then after its all done, eject the SSD properly, and put it back in the non-working Mac.

Step 4: Boot non-working Mac to USB Drive

When you turn on the Macbook, immediately push the “Option” button and hold it. Eventually a screen will appear with a prompt to boot from the USB drive, do it. You will then be presented with an option to install Mac OS X as a fresh copy. Do it. You then may receive a message that prompted this blog entry:


WHAT?!?! I downloaded it DIRECTLY from the Apple App Store. HOW THE F%^ IS IT CORRUPTED??

Cool down, try the latest one, Mac OS High Sierra. SAME

Try just Sierra… oh wait, Apple doesn’t list that yet.

Redo the USB drive, maybe that will fix it?? No. New USB drive? No. Burn to a DVD? Where is a DVD? Ugh, no.

WHYYYYYY??? [hours go by of repeating above decision processes and retrying all of them]


Of course, a web search combined with calming down and actually reading and thinking about the situation. If the client didn’t know their password, then it has been a long time since they used the Mac. It has probably been dead for a LONG time. Also, I replaced the battery (did I mention that? The client dropped the Mac previously and the battery was expanding out of its shell and I was too scared to plug it in, so I replaced the battery).

In doing so and with the knowledge that the Mac was sitting idle for a long time… THE INTERNAL CLOCK WAS WRONG. The system clock was set to the year 2000. Mac OS X El Capitan was released in 2015. The Macbook was protecting itself from installing software that “hadn’t yet been” invented!!

This website saved my sanity:

I connected the Macbook to my wireless, updated the clock using the terminal command prompts as described, and now it is installing Mac OS X El Capitan… just like it should.

That was super annoying to learn and took a lot of hours out of my life (and probably shortened it because of the stress and raging against the name of Apple). But… problem solved.

Fix your clocks.




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